putting needle whacker
when a man takes a sh-t on a girl’s chest, allows the sh-t to dry, crumples the sh-t into three b-lls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his d-ck as the putter. go for a hole in one!
“did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?”
“yes, i got a hole in one!”
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