puzzed


a state of confusion; short for puzzled
“nicole was so puzzed when she reached into the bag of pretzels and pulled out a dog treat!”
the act of getting buzzed after only drinking “female” or “fruity” alcohol. you refer to one being “puzzed” because they are “p-ssy buzzed”, seeing as how they could not drink hard liquor.

see also: prunk
person 1: i got so buzzed last night!
person 2: what were you drinking?
person 1: boris’!
person 2: you were puzzed…

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