Pwuif


when you quif (fart out of your v-g-n-), but at the same time you pee a little; very similar to a “shart”
“omg becky i was running today, and i pwuifed! it made such a mess”

Read Also:

  • pzl

    slang for ‘please’. pzl is magical and may work when plain old ‘please’ isn’t getting the job done. mysoulisblack: omfg dags. mylifehatesme: pzl die thx. mysoulisblack: oh, dogs. sure, i like dags. -dies- mylifehatesme: lolololll

  • Pisquano

    drunken grilled cheese eaten after a long night of heavy drinking. don’t burn yourself or catch the place on fire when you’re making that pisquano.

  • Pissflap pancake

    a term used to describe the l-b– of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities. there was an old woman, who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her p-ssflap pancakes would drag along behind her.

  • Planet Rock

    a bad-ss cl-ssic rock radio station that can only be found on digital radio, sky and the internet. has presenters such as alice cooper, rick wakeman and guy pratt. guy 1: uhhh…i’m so fed-up of all these radio stations that play the same thing as all the other radio stations. guy 2: you should listen […]

  • pocket hockey

    masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your p-n-s through the pocket lining i played pocket hockey during cl-ss to keep from falling asleep. scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would […]


Disclaimer: Pwuif definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.