pytus


synonymous to “p-ssy”, “wussy”, or simply a “non-drinking p-ssy”. usually labeled as an “ek” via email or other communication that needs vulgar censoring.
after a night of drinking someone might say: “i’m reminded why i quit drinking… man my leg was all charlie horse’d up this morning, still sore… my head aches, i feel dizzy, my stomach is woozy… f-ck alcohol.”

this person would be cl-ssified as a “pytus”.

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