Quadriphilic


a person that suffers from an over-obsession with anything that comes in multiples of four. sufferers are more commonly referred to as quadriphiles. severe sufferers have been known to derive s-xual pleasure from the thought and touch of objects in quads.

the first known diagnosis of this condition was a man named richard poole in manchester 2011.
“rich what are you getting from sainsbur…dude. stop f-cking the 8 pack! what are you quadriphilic or something?”

“why’s rich touching that four year old like that?” “he’s a quadriphile.”

“i know your quadriphilic rich. but do you have to put four fingers in my -ss.” joanna foster 2011

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