when a woman gives 4 guys a hand job at the same time. this requires the guys to stand tip to tip.
“we got this sl*t to go quadskiing on our c*cks last night. it worked out well, we were mostly the same girth which improved her speed.”
- nair turtle
after prarie d*gg*ng before you take a m*ssive sh*t, the t*rd finally slides out of your r*ct*m hole silky smooth. man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.
dried bits of poo hanging from the hairs of one’s *n*s. r*mm*ng i don’t think so not worth those tegarts
funny,smart,nice,loving,caring,cheerful,adventurous ccorny is funny! he’s so ccorny!
a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering *rs*holes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel b*mholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends. my brother is a twitwod.