Quagmire


s-x crazed neighbor of peter griffin in family guy. all right.
quagmire is the neighbor of peter griffin in family guy.

quagmire
hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases “alll right” and “giggidy-giggidy-giggidy.”
bill clinton is such a quagmire.

quagmire- how old are you?
girl- 16.
quagmire- 18? you’re gonna be first.
girl- mom!
quagmire- i like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
1. a muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. a situation, often political/military, that’s difficult to get out of. the building casualties and increased length of occupation in iraq give one example.

3. peter griffin’s s-x-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show “family guy.” a former navy man, now a commercial pilot. catchphrases include “giggidy giggidy giggidy” and “oh!” (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
“george w. bush is actually quite talented. he managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert.”

host: who else but quagmire?
song: he’s quagmire! quagmire! you never really know what he’s gonna do next, he’s quagmire! quagmire!
quagmire: giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let’s have s-x!

peter: alright cleveland, if this doesn’t light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of quagmire’s face hey, look at me, i’m quagmire! i had s-x with your wife! giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
cleveland: hahaha! those are so his mannerisms!

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