qualified to sing
synonomous with “i just had s-x” it comes from the song by the lonely island. used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had s-x.
socially awkward penguin: watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing
guy1: dude, i’m totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
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