quamf


someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for s-xual pleasure (?)
i’ve just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa
the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the p-n-s.
dude did you hear john’s quamf??!!
used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. coined by richard john gowers (aka bud).
“that burger really quamfed me”

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