quan


a female’s polite let-down during a first date using very subtle signs. it is often not until a follow-up attempt is made for a second date that you realize in retrospect that on the first date you were sol to begin with.

a female who will tell you in person during the date that it was so very nice to meet you, only to tell you days after the date that they don’t ever want to see you again.
i met up with a girl i found on tinder for a drink. things began well, and she acted like she was having a great time and gave me a hug at the end and noted how very nice it was to meet me. but then when i tried to follow-up though with her for a second outing, man it was rough because i got the quan. she decided to quan me by telling me that even though it was so very nice to meet me, she thinks that we are incompatible. it was apparently so very nice to meet me during the date that she later decided she didn’t ever want to see me again. clearly, i got the quan.
anyone who is out of control
your outta control quan!
main entry: quan
pr-nunciation: \kwän\
function: noun, verb, interjection, phrasal interjection
etymology: jamaican, sean kingston guan, “what a guan?!”
date: 2010

quan can not be defined. usually used at the end of sentences (except in its interjectional forms) it is an ideological phrase that has many various and eclectic meanings. similar to the tabooed “f” word, quan can act as a euphemism expressing something from being nettlesome to something being detrimental. when used alone as an interjection, it epitomizes a state of relief or happiness, as opposed to its verb and noun forms.
noun: i can’t believe he did that bro, what a quan.
verb: 1. a: “don’t call me bro you f-ggot!” b: “woah dog, i dont know why you’re quanning.”
2. don’t quan around or you might die.
3. a: “what happened when you slipped and fell?” b: “i just quaned.”
interjection: quan! quan bro! i’m so happy to see you!
phrasal interjection: what the quan?
quan is a word that can be used to replace any word, specifically “f-ck”. quan is an appropriate word that can be used around small children and they will have no idea what you are trying to say, because the word simply has no meaning.
“what the quan”
“you stupid quan”
“holy quan”
“what the actual quan”
a gangsta n-gg- who has a lot of friends. he very athletic, funny, and outgoing. he attracts a lot of girls and usually has children at a young age. he most likely had a troubled childhood and grew up in poverty. he is very close to his family and values a strong family bond. he seems to overcome all odds to survive his struggles. he most likely has a very big p-n-s. he is not afraid to hurt someone if pushed to the limit and is very violent when pushed. he is in the streets a lot and will do nearly anything for his hood. quan is one of a kind.
“d-mn i wish i was quan.”
can be used in place of “h-ll” “heck” or “f-ck”.
-huge noise-

jerry- “what the quan was that?!@$”
when one side of a joint burns more than the other side.
p-ss me the lighter the joints quanning!

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