quantum dating
the act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.
you didn’t hear? i broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. now we’re just quantum dating.
in romantic terms, that practice which const-tutes the smallest possible amount of dating, which can still be considered dating.
i meet caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we’re cool about it. i guess you could say we’re quantum dating.
friends with benefits
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