Quarantine Area


a danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various stds. condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
a) how long said person is in said zone.
b) if said person is naked while in said zone.
c) if a person touches anything while in said zone.

interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.
holy guacamole marlynn, whit and james’ room is a quarantine area! you had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!

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