quart


common name for a 750ml bottle of hard liquor in the east cost of canada. can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.
we went to the licquor store and bought a quart of vodka.
noun. the simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-v-g-n-l fistula (small tear in the -n-l wall connecting the r-ct-m to the v-g-n-l c-n-l), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. to queef and fart simultaneously.
sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart i ever had the displeasure to hear. i couldn’t believe how loudly she quarted.
quarter ounce of marijuana (consumer amount roughly 7-7.5 grams)
motherf-cking dealer ripped me off, i wanted a quart but only got a 50!
pr-nounced qua- art. i small queef fallowed by a large v-g-n-l discharge up to a quart
i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she quarted in the tub, i threw up on her t-tz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic 1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.
noun: a puff of air originating from the r-ct-m but released from the v-g-n-, i.e. a fart redirected to the v-g-n-.

verb: to produce or emit a quart.

note: this occurs when a woman has a recto-v-g-n-l fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the r-ct-m and the v-g-n-l c-n-l. unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
helen held her -sscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn’t help but let a huge quart insted.
noun. to go for a quart in cork, ireland means to go to a bar for two pints.
do you want to go out tonight?

yes i do but i have work early so i’ll just go for a quart.
when you queef so hard you shart out v-g-n-l fluids.
she quarted all over my face and i threw up all over. not only that but my face is infected with all different std’s.

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