quarter chub
a partial b-n-r; what a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. can also occur when one sees something f-cking hot, for example three female german models playing twister but–ss nekked. other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing star jones on television. personally, i prefer the former.
1) “wow barbara! i believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! your work is far from over.”
2)”dude, get up i want pizza.”
“i can’t! i’ve got a halfie!”
“oh. i’m gonna go hit on your sister then”
“i’m good now. how about dominoes?”
the state between a semi and flacid when reffering to the p-n-s
she gave me a raging quarter chubb
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