Quarterninja


a jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting j-panese pach-nko players. often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
hikaru: what the h-ll? i think a masked jew just stole a quarter from me!

ichiro: yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. they would steal a parking meter if it wasn’t attached to the curb!

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