Quarterphoria


the euphoric feeling one gets upon receiving five dollars or more worth of quarters from the change machine, even though they haven’t gained any money.
“i love the sound that five dollars worth of quarters makes in the change machine!” -gramma

“that’s because you have ‘quarterphoria’.” -grandson

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