que lo pario


slang for saying “what the f-ck”. it literary means “who gave birth to it”. very popular among porteño spanish speaking people. it might express either surprise or anger, it hasn’t got a very nice connotation
eg.(a) a: te enteraste de roberto? se casa…
b: que lo pario, che! es un boludo!
(a: did u hear about roberto? he’s gettin’ married…
b:wtf? what an -sshole!)

(b) “que lo pario, me corte el dedo”
(wtf! i cut my finger!)
it’s an expression usually used to d-mn something specially precise, but it’s used too like a way to d-mn in general.
in some cases it’s said to express a big surprise too.
“que lo parió” literally means “what give birth it”
-¡que lo parió! ese hijo de puta se robó mi billetera.
qué lo parió! that son of a b-tch stoled my wallet.

-perdí mi billetera…¡qué lo parió!
i’ve lost my wallet…qué lo parió!

_¡qué lo parió! ¡encontré mi billetera denuevo!
que lo parió! i’ve found my wallet again!
argentinian word to name a cool thing. in english: that it give birth it.
friend1: nivel 125
friend2: que lo parió!

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