queaking


some people think that a queak is a “queer geek” (a gay guy who’s also a nerd.) while this may be true, it is also said that “queaking” is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. it is called this because when someone’s hand reaches the base of the p-n-s while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, “queak.”
guy one: i was really bored last night, so after i went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, i started queaking…
guy two: me too!
both guys: no way!!!

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