queard
not to be confused with actual f-ggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious h-m-s-xual who is too scared to admit their h-m-s-xuality uses to disguise such h-m-s-xuality. see examples:
hey you see francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.
so i see you traded in the miata and invested in a queard… i mean, uh, ford bronco.
c’mon a lucy lawless poster in full xena gear? pretty thin queard there pal, t-ts or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.
guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: “whoa he is married?”
guy 2 looks over “what?” (turns) “oh sh-t him?… queard”
guy 1 “obviously”
a beard that a man wears that causes his appearance to change in a way in which onlookers will -ssume he is or is most likely a h-m-s-xual. basically a queer beard.
person 1: “is brad pitt gay?”
person 2: “no he’s married!”
person 1: “his beard makes him look gay.”
person 2: “that’s impossible beards are bad-ss!”
person 1: “look see!”
person 2: “that’s not a beard stupid, that’s a queard!”
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