queed
literal definition: a female queer
contextual definition: someone you dislike a lot who has the qualities of a complete -sshole/douche bag, and often have an awkward appearance.
usually your whole group of friends continually and openly bash this person because of their stupid decisions and ignorant sayings.
no one likes the queed.
kyle is such a queed.he says the most stupidest sh-t all the time
man, this teacher is such a queed for giving us 3 hours of homework
that kid jacob is the biggest queed i’ve ever seen.
a derogatory name for a hispanic person; to call a hispanic person gay
wow.. enrique is such a queed!
someone who sniffs their own (or other peoples’) farts
dan:”brrrrrhhap!” -inhales deeply-
mike: “dude ur such a queed!!!!”
a person that does/has the characteristics of the following:
1) they act so queer its irritating to all 5 senses.
2) they have a really gay mustache.
3) they smell like they shat themselves while they were sleeping and didn’t get up to change.
other relations:
queed sack – having multiple queeds living in the same residence, or having a bunch of queeds for friends.
queed nut – a stupid queed.
note: you can also apply many other un-named meanings; such as queed breath, queed teeth, or queed knome; for use as insults.
yo man, andy is such a queed!
stop this queedish behaviour!
enough of this childish queed-baggery!
stop acting like a queed!
meaning awesome or all around cool. basically adrian and definitely not josh. cool or interesting. if you are queed you get all the girls.
hey man did you see that guy over there?
the one getting the bl-wj-b and making out with that girl?
yeah man, he is so queed.
yeah i wish i was him…
as equal to shart (to sh-t and fart at the same time) queed is known to happen amoung females who pee and queef at the same time.
“so last night, i really had to go to the bathroom while he was…. doing his thing. and i totally queed!”
a response generally brought on by ones stupidity or lack of common sense.
-also see douchebag under insultive proporties.
ex “wow dude, could you possibly be a bigger queed”
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