queef attack
a highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the v-g-n- or v-g-n-l region. a common abbreviation; ‘q&a’
example 1:
becky “wtf? why did your dress just fly up?”
karen “what? i don’t know what you’re talking about”
becky “you just had a queef attack!”
example 2:
christian “excuse me ladies, are you studying for your mcats?”
ladies “yeah, why?”
christian “so you know a lot about attacks, right?”
ladies “what kind of attacks? like heart attacks…?”
christian “have you ever heard of a queef attack?”
ladies “we knew you were in high school!”
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