queef crack bikini monster


after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and p-b-s sprinkled all over the place
i went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty b-tches with their p-b-s hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place

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