queef monger
a female who has way to much p-ssy gas a.k.a “queef”
dam hoe you are a f-cking “queef monger”
a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from v-g-n-s, in this case are used to describe the b-st-rdo that think it’s cool to fart openly and nastily.
k-man: g-d d-mn you f-cking queefmonger, if i smell one more stinky fart from you i will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
jameson: you’re going to give me a handjob?
k-man: no, you f-ckwad, i’m referring to the crushing blow your left t-st-cl-‘s about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.
a c-nt-faced wh-r- who likes to queef and have wild and crazy s-x which leads to queefing. queef c-nt
ben: what’s up queefmonger?
susan: what does that even mean?
ben: that you’re a c-nt-faced wh-r- who likes to queef and have wild and crazy s-x which leads to queefing.
susan: that’s me!
ben: you’re fat.
susan: and stupid.
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