Queem of Mufftard


originally a mispr-nunciation of “cream of mushroom” soup, when it was prounounced “queem of mustard” by a waitress at the el dorado diner in tarrytown, ny. it has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

there is an alternate spelling, “queem of m-fft-rd,” which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, m-ff, and t-rd.
“yes, i’ll have the queem of m-fftard in a bowl, please.”

“dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some queem of m-fft-rd last night in bed. it was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up.”

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