Queen Bitch of the Universe
the b-tch to end all b-tches. basically, a b-tch that makes other b-tches look wimpy. starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. queen of them all and kinda like the one ring.
one b-tch to rule them all, one b-tch to find them, one b-tch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
in short the last person you’d ever want to p-ss off because it might take 10 years but you know they’re gonna nail you and it’s gonna hurt.
bow before me, recentcoin, for i am queen b-tch of the universe
i was born bad and got worse. the old queen p-ssed away and i’ve been holding the successor’s seat for a while now. since no one has been able to make me move over, i think i’ll keep the crown.
i am the last person you want to screw with because i will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.
i am often imitated but never duplicated.
i am the ultimate b-tch of all b-tches.
i out rank all other b-tches and have been known to b-tch slap them until they come to their senses.
i can go from 0 to 100% pure b-tch quicker than you can blink.
i can make a sidewinder in the mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.
i’m so tenacious that i make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.
h-ll hath no fury to match mine….
i didn’t realize that recentcoin was queen b-tch of the universe. she really does have the name tag. maybe i shouldn’t have p-ssed her off.
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