Queen Faf


a female that won’t stop faffing over pointless sh-t no one cares about.
ailish: who is going to be at the party?
iona: a few people.
ailish: how many people?
iona: don’t know.
ailish: how will everyone get there? what is everyone wearing? how is everyone getting home?
iona: i don’t know.
ailish: what is sarah’s house like? does she have a cat? will her parents be in? what colour is her car?
iona: i don’t know! stop being a queen faf.

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