Queen of England
to thrust a woman’s belly b-tton so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the p-n-s, thus creating a “royal robe”. then, sh-t on the woman’s hair, creating a crown fit for the queen. and finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to big ben.
“dude, she wanted a f-ckin’ queen of england, and i was like ‘f-ck no, b-tch!'”
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