Queensanitis
severe laziness.
often caused by living in queens or by visiting queens for extended periods of time.
can also be caused by extreme usage of alcohol or marijuana.
eli: p-ss the chips.
avi: i can’t move to get them. i have queensanitis.
eli: you’re so lazy!
avi: why don’t you get it them?
eli: i can’t, it’s too far.
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