Queermuffs


queerm-ffs are a pair of earm-ffs created by cupping ones ears with their hands. they are only used in a situation where a gay man politely suggests to his straight friend that he may not want to hear what he’s about to say, typically involving a story about h-m-s-xual relations in graphic detail.
marty: daniel, you may want to throw on the queerm-ffs before i tell steve about my date last night.

daniel: good lookin’ out marty, queerm-ffs engaged.

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