Quegley
full name: quegley fregward nickname: quegs
a strange, peculiar creature. at first glance he may seem to be a normal person, but upon closer examination you will see many differences. for one, the quegley will most likely be wearing a drab green trench coat filled and covered with shrimp (see “shrimp coat”), and he will also be vyving if its before 5. approach a quegley with caution, and always have a gun on hand if you are around one. having rabies shots is probably a good idea. also likes to quote songs that he likes, but adjusts the lyrics to his taste.
person 1: yo who’s that creepy motherf-cker in the alleyway in that shrimp coat?
person 2: sh-t yo lets get out of here, i work at best buy!
person 1: what?
quegs: quegley will swarm, any motherf-cker in a blue uniform!
(person 1 and 2 attempt to run but fail and get eaten).
sweet nothings said to a female by a male in the hope of seducing the former.
man, i lobbed a lot of quegley at her last night.
how much quegley did she need?
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