Question Wanker
a person who stalls the discourse of your lecture/seminar/cl-ss by asking an unnecessary or badly thought out question, the question being irrelevant, ignorant or just no-one gives a sh-t.
prof: “if we fill this shape with small rectangles – ”
qw: “surely! you should use triangles?”
prof: “honestly it makes no difference”
student (aside): “seriously, who’s that question w-nker?”
prof: “and that is morality according to kant”
qw: “didn’t bentham think morality was completely different?”
prof: “yes, but we’re talking about kant”
student: “you’re such a question w-nker”
teacher: “condoms should be changed after half an hour of use”
qw (also blonde): “my boyfreind lasts only 10 minutes, does that mean we can use it 4 times”
teacher/cl-ss: “…..”
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