queuestipated


a state of queue paralysis caused by having at home the maximum number of dvds from netflix and failing to watch them. this is often caused by a high concentration of art or foreign films– those which the subscriber thinks he -should- see but is never in the mood.

the only known cure is to seal those dvds up, unwatched, and drop them in the mail.

still, you should probably be eating more fiber.
x: dude, you’re still sitting on “cries and whispers”?
y: that, “the english patient”, and f-cking “citizen kane”. i’m dying. i’m totally queuestipated. i’ll never get to see “i, robot”.

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