Quicktard


someone who is quick to be randomly slow at processing any information. you can be stoned and become this.(lack of common sense)

guy1:hey what the h-ll! drive on the right side of the road
guy2:huh, man i am drivin’?????
guy1:wow dude would you stop being such a quicktard.

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