quift


one who likes to smell other people’s farts.
jon was such a quift, he would take the elevator to the top floor, just so he could keep smelling mike’s lingering fart.
adj/ “kwifft”
an excited version, of quick and swift…… when ones mouth can work faster than ones brain.
“she was in such a panic when she came in” she said “quift! the zombies are coming”…..

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