Quim Shield
(noun, adjective, “quim shielded”, “quim shielding” – verb)
the opposite of a c-ckblock; a third party bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a bro to “shield” his bro from the unwanted advances of a “quim” (usually female – a person hungry for bro-goo).
also used as slang for femidom.
example #1
“hey bro, thanks for being my quim shield last night.”
“no problem bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis”
“even her personality was heavy”
“sheeeeeeeyit”
example #2
“hey bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? i thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. i felt like a total c-ckblock”
“well bro i was actually using you as my quim shield; i was well up for sh-gging her at first, but then i spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and aborted mission. high five!!”
“…sorry mate i wasn’t listening, what did you say?”
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