Quiptionary


this is a mental depository where a person stores all of her witty quips, phrases and comebacks.

what a word is to a dictionary, a quip is to a quiptionary.
offended by joey’s low blow at her outfit, mary thumbed through her quiptionary until she landed on the perfect comeback, “hey, isn’t it time for you to wax your back, douche bigalow?”

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  • quirious

    the question raised when one is asked of their h-m-s-xual nature. it is also the combination of the word queer and curious. sean: hey bourne just touched that guy’s -ss. james: oh don’t worry he’s just quirious.

  • Quirm

    a mixed drink, containing absolute vodka, minute maid orange juice and mountain dew. legend states that there is also a hint of fart in every bottle. can somebody p-ss me that quirm, i’m ready to get drunk.

  • slooptie

    an intoxicated female, very easy, sl-tty, loud and reckless. “that drunk chick over there flirtin with that guy is a total slooptie”

  • Wal-Mart Sellout

    word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at wal-mart, not really including cd’s though. bands include ac/dc, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, pink floyd, the beatles, green day (they suck anyway), metallica, the s-x pistols, u2, linkin park, and others i can’t think […]

  • Wang Day

    a holiday on which you, well, um… yeah, you get the picture. hey there baybee, you wanna go celebrate w-ng day back at my place?


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