Quotato


a paleo diet creation, quotatoes are any potato subst-tute that appear around thanksgiving. most likely cauliflower, boiled and blended. the name originates from when they are served – people will say potatoes – and make air quotes. may also be used by non-gluten crowd.
at thanksgiving dinner: “would you please p-ss the air quotes potatoes? i want to fix a plate for little jayden.” others at the table: “why did she use air quotes?” answer: “they are quotatoes. not real potatoes.”
when you quote somebody and the subject is potato.
“thats an interesting quotato”

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