R Kelley


1. a young man with a large p-n-s, the ability to attract large crowds of h-rny women and one who is unbearably witty. usually a graduate from a good but not great school like gwu, syracuse etc…enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling b-tches. doesn’t play games… ever.

2. the more symmetrical counterpart of r kelly.

3. one who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.
guy 1: “man that dude is jacked and i heard from vivian that he was hung like a bear.”

guy 2: “yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-university. not like he ever uses it…”

guy 1: “no but he seriously does–i’ve heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day.”

guy 2: wow a real ‘r kelley’.

r kelley: -punches guy 2 in the face- “murr crismus!”
the act of p-ssing on someone and giving them golden showers.
i just r. kelleyed that b-tch.

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