raffi

the best singer to solicit american children since barney. sung great songs such as “down by the bay” and “peanut b-tter sandwich”
wilabe wallabe we an elepahant sat on me!

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also known as the children’s troubadour, one of the greatest children’s musicians of all time. responsible for such hits as baby beluga and bananaphone.
baby beluga in the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free…
a raffi is a considerable d-ckhead. by d-ckhead the author means d-ck-head. he has a p-n-s-shaped upperbody and his head looks like the tip of a d-ck. not only is this physical but if someone is a d-ck just call them a raffi. ra means d-ck and ffi means head in armenian, latvian, canadian, and of course martian.
that guys upper-physique make him look like a d-ckhead, ergo he is a raffi.
the hottest man on the island, who is sweet, smart, and s-xy.
where can i get a raffi?
the mid-nifkin ridge, or line of skin that runs from the top of the -ss crack, to a man’s d-ck hole. on a woman it runs from her -ss crack and up her c-nt.
the flavor and musk of the raffi varies. in the southern region it is very dark, stinky, and tastes literally like sh-t. as you head north, the smell becomes like salt and vinegar chips on a hot sunny day.
(verb) to be shuffled off, as a result of the contact with the will of a yeti.

(noun) a urban yeti-like creature sans the mysticism.
being raffied out of this venue felt like stepping in something slick on a sliding board. we went down hard and reeled from the sharp blow of landing for long thereafter.