raffia
a raffia has strong knees.
can usually be found drinking sainsbury’s own vodka on a wednesday.
good at eating other peoples food.
rises around 5pm every day.
also known as a ‘matt’s bird’
overall, she is nice.
there is more to her than these five sentences.
matt: ‘ where is raffia?’
raffia: ‘ i am right beside you, in your bed, because i haven’t left yet, even though its 5pm, and i got here at 3am’
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