raft


(verb) to ride someone or something as though it were a raft; to dominate or own; to destroy
dude i just rafted that test; i got at least a 99%!!

we are totally going to raft them in the game today! their team sucks!
the vehicle of choice for cubans attempting to enter the united states illegally through florida.
cuban chicks must be fugly! thats the 160309540808e-2 raft i have seen this week!
to fart loudly…
‘wow that was a big smelly raft!’
or
‘who rafted in the lift?’
noun: raft – a mutual friend that you intend to use to connive your way into your love interest’s heart, you sneaky little thing you.

verb: to use a mutual friend to get close to your love interest.
n: hey man, you’re friends with abby, right? will you be my raft? we can all go to the movies together so it wouldn’t be awkward.

v: we went out to the movies all together. i was totally rafting on him.
the act of using the apparent danger of your vehicle ( usually a car) to force someone into a structure by turning into them. this usually forces them to stop or turn away as you slowly cut them off.
hahah! did you see that? i just rafted the sh-t out of that hyundai!

i say when kayla is trying to merge we raft her into the guard rail!
a clan of lesbian vampires that live in a sea cave off the sh-r- of scotland
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