me:hey, where’s your dad?
you: oh, the raging drunk got arrested again.
raprimpy (adj.) when someone is trying to look pimpin’ but ends up kinda looking rape-y that guy at the club last night looked really raprimpy.
noun – a genetic mutant crossbreed that is half potato, half rat. valuable to scientific research and complimentary to a steak dinner. i heard they tested their products on ratatoes. i heard it’s not really b*tter. via giphy
- rooby rack
a skrublord who is bad at games that guy is really rooby rack
- royally wasted
getting drunk as f*ck in the hills of scranton i’m so royally wasted that i’ll be praying to the porcelain