raging pheonix
you bring that cute girl you’ve been flirting with for the past couple weeks right. you get to talking. you kiss. this leads to that, and that leads to this and so on. you have s-x. everythings normal. nothing to weird. then… the next morning… you set her on fire and leave.
-“i haven’t seen carrie in school for days… do you know what happened to her?”
-“well of course silly… you haven’t heard about this yet? brett raging pheonixed her last weekend.”
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