Rails Before Pails


the hamsteak (homestuck) version of ‘bros before hoes’ using troll romance terms. rails = moirails, basically best friends. trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the ‘pails’.
don’t do this to me man! rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!

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