after you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. along with the mixture of blood and s*m*n (a strawberry shortcake), your d*ck has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
woman 1: ugh, afterwards his d*ck was so shriveled!
woman 2: oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?
woman 1: yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.
woman 2: i’m kind of into raisin frankfurts.
a largely kind, but somewhat creepy gesture in which the thoughtfullness is not subsumed by the creep factor. in a croughtful gesture, the young fellow offered to lift the woman’s skirt because it was dragging along the p**p-covered sidewalk.
the last name of the baddest b*tch out there. once people know that name they’ll be crawling for you. these b*tches don’t even need to try to be good. these are the people who could make it happen with anybody. ferentinoses a the ones people dream of being. “dude, that kid is the dankiest kid […]
- sticky ghost ectoplasm
when your girl gets and her panties look like that sh*t from ghostbusters d*mn girl your c*m looks like that sticky ghost ectoplasm sh*t from ghostbusters
a beautiful african-american girl who always treats people nice and listens very well. she is a great girlfriend and she will always have your back. she’s very smart some might even say brilliant. ” wow birtukan😍” “she’s so flipping smart” “yea that’s right she’s my girlfriend!”