raiyan
a strong yet down-to-earth woman. she can crack a few jokes here and there; but she will always hold her ground. raiyans are known for their mature and exotic beauty; most of them have dark hair that will glisten in the moonlight and shine in the day. it’s always good to have a raiyan by your side; she’ll always have your back and someday, after being friend-zoned for nearly 8 years, you’ll both fall in love and she’ll reciprocate it. you will have about 3 children with her; before she divorces you in a heated custody case because of your crippling alcoholism and that fact that she’s a world-famous attorney. as you lay your head on the bar table and stare at your fourth drink, you remember her glistening hair and big beautiful eyes. oh raiyan…. (too bad she don’t love u no more.)
annie: ugh, that girl is sooo meticulous and well-mannered. i’m jealous, is all.
ol’ jimmy bucketson: well, of course you are, dumb-dumb, that’s a raiyan and they don’t make ’em that pretty these days…it’s all about cutting corners and production…what happened to quality over quant-ty dammit?!
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