Rajiv
(noun) an exuberant individual with the uncanny ability to make any dull moment fun.
“this party is horrible, we need a rajiv up in this b-tch”
a slang term in illinois for an indian dude with a huge swinging d-ck that white girls want to suck but are too embarr-ssed to admit it.
i really want to suck rajiv’s d-ck, but i’m afraid what my cheerleader friends will think of me.
male, handsome, and the most brolic beastly being you will ever meet. usually the life of the party and takes no cr-p. d-ck swings to the knees. the utmost ba and interesting man in the world. any questions or concerns he can help and is willing to take out the juggernaut and chuck norris by himself and at the same time… hates waka flocka flame and demands that jay-z is the best rapper alive!
females: i want to find a rajiv asap.
males: you know what man… sometimes, i wish i was a rajiv. that would solve all of my life problems!
1. someone who is a complete g.
2. he/she has obtained “ultimate g status” from birth.
3. magical
4. a musical genius
1. ima rajiv…
2. rajiv, you are such a rajiv rajiv!!
a really nice person who seems strange until you get to know him. very s-xy personality and big p-n-s. he will always be there for you and is very faithful.
rajiv…probably the coolest person you’ll ever meet.
an epic midget that does amazing things
rajiv is amazing
rajiv likes big d-ck in and around his mouth. he’s a big black man who loves long walks on the beach and loves to be lathered up in oil and f-cked in the -sshole by a fellow big black man.
rajiv is looking for some male companion 😉
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