Ralfstafarian
a known shaver of pubic hair in general, the ralfstafarian, otherwise known as chinb-lls, is the only known predator of the greebs. loves the guanting and pickles herring for fun. bit of a jebbend, however if you were to melt his skin off you would find he is actually made of candyfloss. loves giving random cuddles and stroking strangers. this sneaky fl-ng–flicker enjoys nothing more than to rest his chinb-lls in others food. generally friendly, except when riled can act like a dinosaur. his cheeky smile is his trademark and without it he is just a meh. the ralfstafarian should also have been born in the 80’s.
oi ralfstafarian, your b-lls are dripping sweat all over my lizard.
ralfstafarian stop shaving my -ss!
oh sorry didnt realise you had b-lls on you chin ralfstafarian (awkward smile face).
ralfstafarian wheres your chin? you cold or summin?
if ralfstafarian sold sea sh-lls by the sea sh-r-, how many sea sh-lls would he sell before his chinb-lls got too salty?
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