Ralph the third


when you put the p-n-s of a dead corpse in your mouth and have a buddy jump on it’s stomach so that all the dead juices squirt into your mouth. while they do this, someone else shoves a condom filled with frozen p–p up their b-tt and your buddy pukes in the other guys mouth.
tom,frank, and john just had a ralph the third” “no way?! nasty!

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