Ralphie M


a common name for pedophiles who are into b–st–lity.
eric: hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
chuckie: dude your brother is a ralphie m. he’ll take my kitten away.
max: yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. that’s how ralphie m he is.

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